As I was motivatin'
Back in town
I saw a Cadillac sign
Sayin' No Money Down

So I eased on my brakes
And I pulled in the drive
Gunned my motor twice
Then I walked inside

Dealer came to me
Said Trade in you Ford
And I'll put you in a car
That'll eat up the road

Just tell me what you want
And then sign that line
And I'll have it brought down to you
In a hour's time

I'm gonna get me a car
And I'll be headed on down the road
Then I won't have to worry
About that broken, down, ragged Ford

Well Mister I want a yellow convertible
Four - door de Ville
With a Continental spare
And a wide chrome wheel

I want power steering
And power brakes
I want a powerful motor
With a jet off take

I want air condition
I want automatic heat
I want a full Murphy bed
In my back seat

I want short wave radio
I want TV and a phone
You know I gotta talk to my baby
When I'm ridin' alone

Yes I'm gonna get that car
And I'm gonna head on down the road
Yeah, then I won't have to worry
About that broken down, ragged Ford

I want four carburetors
And two straight exhausts
I'm burnin' aviation fuel
No matter what the cost

I want railroad air horns
And a military spot
And I want a five year guarantee
On everything I got

I want ten dollar deductible
I want twenty dollar notes
I want thirty thousand liability
That's all she wrote

I got me a car
And I'm headed on down the road
No money down
I don't have to worry
About that broken down, ragged Ford
